alien

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

Me: hello

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: you should visit six flag's adventure park and schools and stuff. also you should visit places like track fields or what ever interest you.

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: its way different from yours

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: because we like to be to ourself also theres lits of problem's some of us don't like people for no reasons you be surprised probably next week me and my worst enemy will be best friends

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: its different each morning people wake up and cook fresh nachos but if you look them in there eyes they pee on you with there fingers

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: To get respect from other countries also to fight for something we want or need

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: Because thats stupid i don't have to eat something every single day because i find it good that make no since i can eat other things too.

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: flowers

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: no mind ya business

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