Friday, December 18, 2009
things i want for christmas
what i dont want for christmas
Friday, December 11, 2009
alien
Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
Me: hello
Alien: May I ask you a few questions?
You: Ofcourse!
Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?
You: you should visit six flag's adventure park and schools and stuff. also you should visit places like track fields or what ever interest you.
You: What is your planet like?
Alien: its way different from yours
Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?
You: because we like to be to ourself also theres lits of problem's some of us don't like people for no reasons you be surprised probably next week me and my worst enemy will be best friends
You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?
Alien: its different each morning people wake up and cook fresh nachos but if you look them in there eyes they pee on you with there fingers
Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?
You: To get respect from other countries also to fight for something we want or need
Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?
You: Because thats stupid i don't have to eat something every single day because i find it good that make no since i can eat other things too.
You: What do you eat on your planet?
Alien: flowers
Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
You: no mind ya business
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The H.i.v game
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Dear thief
Monday, November 9, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
the insite
I learned that girls are better when there lonely the to have a boyfriend.
because when girls have boyfriends they wind up falling to in love sometimes.
and sometimes when they have a good relationship and they friends tell them about sex and stuff they wind up having sex with there boyfriends and having babies and non of there parents boyfriend or girl friend mother or father new about it and the girl might not have no heath insurance.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
sorry letter from the boy

THE BREAK-IN GIRLFRIENDs StoRYyy
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
photo story telling
something weird it was a mini Megan in Megan mouth.i was so shocked i thought she was sicko or something.i thought that maybe she was trying to scare me. so i asked her what was it a joke or like a toy or something because it wasn't even funny at all and that i could of had caught a heart attack or something.
Friday, January 30, 2009
if i was a boy
Beyonce thinks that boys are the way they are because
they never been a girl before,
so they dont know whut girls exspect of girls.
she also thinks that the guys should make the rules as they go because
Do you agree or disagree with her? Why?
i agree with her because some gjrls feel like boys are
like animals that come in go and plus i also agree with her because
if you tell your girl friend what you exspect of her and she tell you what she exspect of you then yall will
Friday, January 2, 2009
when i was a kid
what does it means to be a responsible pet owner?
for example i have a dog name gussie and i have to take care of him i have to train him to make sure he doesnt use the bathroom in the house like in the morning i have to take him outside,when i come home from school i have to walk him,and after i eat and take my shower i have to walk him one more time.
also i have to feed him everytime i eat and mostly i just treat him like hes my child or treat him like a baby.
What can pet owners do to help stop pet overpopulation and homelessness?
as a pet owner we can spay or nueter ower pets because we dont need for our pets dont have kids or pups 2-3 liters of 6 pups a year because some of the pups dont have a place to live at. most of the time they dont have no homes to live at.because after a while the mother has to leave the pups and leave them some where and it be real hard to find a place for a dog or an animal to find a place to live at or to lay more pups so thats why you nuter them

i love dogs 

